Saturday, August 7, 2010

Emcees U Should Have Heard Of...Guilty Simpson


Its me Pedro Parker and today I received for the first time a invite to the infamous basement by Multi-Man tha Skipso(multimanthaskipso). As a result of this I received a lot of advice from people at the offices of this blog site. Such as, " Yo pack your stuff up, your about to get fired dawg" or " Hope you direct deposit if not get it, so you can get your last check before you are fired, and lastly, "Dag yo, I hate to see you go, you made the best cup of joe in the office, can you leave your instructions on how you did it" So you get the picture, now I'm scared and called the wife telling her to cancel the vacation plans we have next month because of my impending firing that is about to happen. Trembling I walk down the steps of the basement to meet with Multi to hear the words that would seal my fate. As I get a glimpse of Multi sitting in his Bat Cave like chair, he acknowledges my presence without even looking in my direction and offers me, no correction on that, tells me to have a seat. This is how the conversation went down, PP: Uhhhhhhh you wanted to see me, Mr. Multi? MM: Yeah, I want to talk about your next feature, It is gonna be Guilty Simpson. PP: Oh Okay MM: I see you don't have a pad or pen so your mind must be clear so you can remember everything I'm about to tell you. MM: Guilty Simpson was on of the late J-Dilla's favorite emcees and received a personal endorsement from Dilla to become a Stones Throw signee. This guy is what I call a street hip-hoper. He combines street elements with gigantic Detroit battle bravado. On top of that he is very sarcastic and has dark dark comedic parts to his rhymes. PP: Wow MM: Yeah go tell the world this Emcee is on they should have heard of. PP: Okay!! MM: And Pedro, tell your wife you will be able to take that vacation because your are getting a fifty cent raise. PP: Awwwwwww, wow thanks Mr. Multi. MM: And Pedro, I still don't like you. So after returning to the upstairs main floor offices with sweat dripping from my forehead I did my research and found this jewels from the Detroit emcee, Guilty Simpson. Pedro Parker signing off..........



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